I Want to Name Suburban Neighborhoods

Share it, boy!

I don’t find it fair that the people who make brand new neighborhoods get to name them as well. It should at the very least be a community endeavor, or better yet, why would this not be a job created specifically for a passionate wordsmith such as myself?

Do we want to know what I have already come up with for neighborhood and street names? Here are my lists.

And just as with my ideas for naming your mom blog, these are free for the taking if you have a neighborhood or street coming up soon that you are in charge of naming.

Neighborhood Names

Stonehenge

Bowels ‘O The Burbs

Cracker Cove

The Benevolent Elders

Key Party Courts

His Royal Majesty’s Paper-Thin New Builds That Are All Identical

The Haunted Duplexes

Village of Break On In We’re Never Home

Foreclosure Junction

The Sparkling Lakes at Sir William Shakespeare Cove

Tickle Me Elmo Estates (Can you imagine the indignity at finding your dream McMansion only to discover this was the name of your subdivision?)

Street Names

Hot Lava Lane

Neverending Circle

Shaky Poodle Place

Ease on Down The Road

Misty Bordeaux Trails

Total Winner’s Circle

Sweet Sugar Lollipop Lane

Let Me Speak to Your Manager Lane (Just think of how many people over the phone and in person you have to give your address to who would be freaked out by this, lolol)

What else you got? I know these made you want to sit and brainstorm some dumb street names.