Target Sells Sex Toys!

I was so excited to be waiting in line for my prescriptions at Target the other week. Firstly because I got to bore my eyes into the back of the person’s head in front of me until they turned around, thus confirming my energetic gifts. The secondly reason was that I then had to amuse myself by looking at my surroundings.

I spied sex toys! Upon further investigation, it turns out they have been stocking them since 2022, apparently just not at my Target. Thought this was fairly interesting, and also you’re welcome if you’re planning a Target run today.

Spotted

I just really love good signs, especially in public bathrooms. What is better than good words written on a surface for people to consume with their eyes? Here are two I enjoyed recently.

Wanna

Sourdough was not one of my pastimes during the plague, but It has been on my mind since then. Tell me your best secrets. Do you have a 200-year-old-starter? Do you add in little secret items to your sourdough? (I wonder if you could make weed sourdough.)

I found shebakesourdough on Instagram, and I am *this* close to getting started. Send me over the edge with your sourdough stories.

Acquired

These Dr. Scholl’s wedge booties. I wasn’t a big fan of them at first sight, but I tried them on and they are relatively comfortable (for a heel). It’s hard to find comfy heel-type shoes when you have the knobbiest bunions ever. Enjoy visualizing my feet.

Here

Lastly, it snowed a few days ago. All day long. I knew it wouldn’t amount to much snow, but I love the fact that I am 54 and still get wildly excited about possibly impending snow blizzards.

Okay, bye bye my friends. See you next Tuesday. Ha ha jk ha

*(I’m a little sad that AI images are starting to get better in quality, but I do still love their expressions.)